Falcon Five-O
"I'm the dick that spit my gum out in the parking lot,
Not the kind that's secretly nice,
No, everyone knows I'm a cock."
I Am the Dick - J. Falcon Powell
Arranged and performed by Falcon Five-O - Copyright 2001 F. Stallion Music
- From the CD - Tales from the Heartland

The Players:
Charles “The Horse” Holt – Bass,
Vocals, Harp
J. Falcon Powell – Vocals, Guitars, Hammond, Keyboards, Toaster
Mike “Sugarstick” Simon – Drums, Vocals, Viola
Stephen G. Turner II – Guitars, Vocals, Pennywhistle
The Music:
Falcon Five-O is multi-national musical powerhouse leading the way in sex-driven rock and roll. Headquartered in Norman,
Oklahoma, Falcon Five-O is committed to delivering world-class products backed by unmatched customer service. Let us be
your
turnkey solution for all your entertainment needs. Our reputation speaks for itself:
2002 Oklahoma State Fair Battle of the Bands Champions
2003 94.7 The Buzz March Bandness Champions
Voted Best Pop/Rock Act of 2003 – Oklahoma Rock Awards
Voted Best Live Act of 2003 – Oklahoma Rock Awards
Voted Best Breakout Band of 2003 – The Happy Hour Show, Phoenix, AZ
"From the womb of Mother Earth, Falcon Five-O massages your existence in a hollistic frenzy of vegan euphoria. Dance to our trancy music as our trained professionals rate your Tie-Dye T-shirts on color retention and originality. What are you waiting for? Let's all be unique together! Call 405.706.9729 today and find out why so many agree that Falcon Five-O put the "ear" in earth! Ask for Martin. Call within the next thirty minutes to receive a free copy of Arthritis Today, a firm handshake, direct eye contact, and a knowing nod. Mention this ad when you see us live and receive a free bag of patchouli! "
email: jfalcon50@msn.com
website: www.falconfive-o.com
Falcon Five-O /
PO Box 5301 /
Norman, OK 73070
405-706-6747